I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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