come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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