I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize