hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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