yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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