would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
honey bunches of taint.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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