But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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