did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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