The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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