How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
