im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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