Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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