there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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