Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
