mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The adults are the big ones right?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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