fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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