I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i just had sex bonerless
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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