This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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