and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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