physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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