My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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