Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Barsexuality is the new black.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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