How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My breasts were aching with rage.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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