Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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