Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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