I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
