i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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