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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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