i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Fuck appropriateness.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
it's like iHOP with fire
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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