just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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