Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
wow bdsm is so cute
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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