We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
