i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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