I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
