I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He kissed a someone with a penis
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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