I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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