You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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