i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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