Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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