I think my vagina is haunted
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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