I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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