You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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