Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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