is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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