your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
