try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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