You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I stole a fireplace last night.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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