I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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