so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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