Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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