Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it's like heaven, but drunker
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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