Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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