Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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