I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
zippers are such a cool invention
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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