Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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