You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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