So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
