is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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